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Norman. In fact you must! Savvy. Well, I’ll depart currently and assume it over. (Turns to travel, but stops.) However what you want will ne'er be. Norman. It should be! Savvy (standing by the door). You aforementioned simply now: "Your mother could be a smart lady." It sounded virtually as if you set stress on the word "mother"? Norman. Suppose I did? Savvy. Is father not that, too? Norman. Your father an honest woman? Savvy. Why does one attempt to flip it off with a joke? Norman. As a result of its serious, confound it all! Savvy. Am I able to not believe father--? Norman. Hush! Savvy. Father?--Is it attainable that he too--? Do individuals say that? (NORDAN doesn't answer, and doesn't move.) Shameful! Impossible! I say it's impossible! (Rushes out. RIIS comes in from the correct.) Riis. What’s the matter with Savvy? Norman (coming forward). There was nothing else for it. Riis. Nothing else for it? What does one mean? Norman. No, devil take it!--there was nothing else for it. Riis. Quite so--but what? Norman. What does one say? Riis. No, what were you saying--? Norman. What was I saying? Riis. You aforementioned there was nothing else for it. You alarm Pine Tree State. Norman. Do I?

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Then you probably did not hear right. (Moves removed from him.) Riis. Did not hear right? You were swearing concerning it too! Norman. That I definitely didn't. Riis. Okay then, you didn't. However did you get on with Savvy? Will not you answer me? Norman. However did i purchase on with Savvy? Riis. Why are you thus preoccupied? Are things thus unhealthy, then? Norman. Preoccupied? Why ought to I be that? Riis. You need to apprehend best. I used to be asking concerning Savvy--how you bought on with Savvy-- and I assume I even have the correct to understand. Norman. Look here, Riis. Riis. Yes? (NORDAN takes him by the arm.) What’s it? Norman. Did you see Savvy? Riis. Hurrying away out through the park? Affirmative. My expensive chap, what was it? Norman. It had been the Greek tragedy. Riis. The Greek--? Norman. Solely the name--only the name! Well, you recognize what the word means that don't you? Riis. The Greek--? Norman. No, no--not "Greek," however "tragedy"? Riis. One thing mournful--? Norman. Off from it! One thing amusing! It came to Balkan state with the worship of Dionysus, in whose train there was a goat-- Riis (draws his arm away). A goat? What on earth--? Norman.

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Yes, you'll rather be surprised--because it sang! Riis. Sang? Norman. Yes--and continues to be singing, of course! And paints! There is footage by him in every exhibition. And works in bronze and marble! Wonderful! And such a tender as he is, too! It’s he that styles ball-dresses and arranges entertainments-- Riis. Have you ever gone raving mad? Norman. Why does one raise that? Riis. I’m waiting with patience here until you have got done talking such damned nonsense! we have a tendency to are aware of one thing of the type once you are in one in all those humours, but today I can't perceive a blessed word of what you're spoken communication. Norman. Don't you, my expensive fellow? Riis. Are you able to not tell Pine Tree State what my female offspring said? Is not it ridiculous that I cannot get that out of you! Currently, in brief and understandably, what did she say? Norman. Does one need to know? Riis. He asks that! Norman. She aforementioned she pitied all the innocent young ladies that, generation when generation, disappear-- Riis. Where to? Norman. That’s simply it--where to? She said: "They are spoken in pious content, and finally the unsuspecting creatures are committed in an exceedingly long white veil that they shall not be ready to see clearly wherever they're being taken to." Riis.

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Currently you're talking your mythology once more. Am I not to-- Norman. Be quiet! It’s your female offspring that's speaking. "But I’ll not do this," she said. "I can enter with confidence into the holy estate of matrimony, and sit down by the fireplace in the land of my fathers, and produce up kids within the sight of my husband. However he shall be as chaste as I; for otherwise he stains my child's head, once he kisses it, and dishonours me."--There, that's what she aforementioned, and he or she looked thus splendid as she aforementioned it. (A ring is heard at the bell.) Riis. They’re upon us! They’re upon us! What within the world goes to happen? We have a tendency to be in a muddle of the foremost nonsensical theories! The complete heathen mythology is droning round in my head! (Hurries to the door to fulfil man. and MRS. CHRISTENSEN, whom MARGIT is showing in.) I’m thus happy to visualize you!--so terribly happy! however your son? Christensen. we have a tendency to couldn't get him to return with America. Riis. I’m terribly sorry!--At a similar time, I quite perceive. Christensen. I love the wonder of this place anew when I see it, my expensive sir! Mrs. Christensen. This lovely recent park!

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I wished once--. Oh, morning, doctor! How are you? Norman. So, so! Riis (to MARGIT). Please tell Mrs. Riis. And--oh, there she is. (MRS. RIIS comes in by the door at the left.) And tell Miss Savvy. Norman. She is call at the park (pointing)--out that method. (Exit MARGIT.) Riis. No, this way!--That's right! Go straight on until you discover her. Mrs. Christensen (who meanwhile has step up with MRS. RIIS). I even have been thinking such a lot concerning you the Day of Judgment or 2, my dear! What an irksome business this is! Mrs. Riis. Does one mind my asking if you knew something concerning it before? Mrs. Christensen. What’s there that a mother--and a wife-- escapes the information of nowadays, my dear! She was in my service, you know. Come back here! (Tells MRS. RIIS something in an exceedingly whisper, ending with one thing concerning "discovery" and "dismissal.") Riis (offering the women chairs). will not you sit down?--Oh, I urge your pardon! I didn't see--. (Hurries to CHRISTENSEN.) Excuse Pine Tree State, however are you actually comfy in this chair? Christensen.

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Thank you, I’m even as uncomfortable here as anyplace else. It is the sitting down and obtaining up once more that bothers Pine Tree State quite anything. (Looks round.) I even have simply been to visualize him. Riis. Hoff? Christensen. Honest fellow. Stupid. Riis. See you later as he holds his tongue-- Christensen. He'll do this. Riis. Convey heaven for that! Then we've got solely ourselves to think about. I suppose it price you a bit? Christensen. Not a penny! Riis. You bought out of it low cost, then. Christensen. Yes, did not I? Still, as a matter of truth, he has price Pine Tree State quite enough already- -although he is aware of nothing this. Riis. Indeed? Once he unsuccessful, I suppose. Christensen. No, once he married. Riis. Oh, I perceive. Christensen. And that i did not assume I ought to hear any further concerning it afterward.--You girls seem to be having a fine game of whispering! (MRS. CHRISTENSEN comes forward. RIIS places chairs for her and his woman.) Mrs. Christensen. I used to be telling Mrs. Riis concerning the Miss Tang affair. She extremely looks to have up from her grave! Christensen. Is your female offspring reception, may I ask? Riis. I even have sent to fetch her. Mrs. Christensen.

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I hope the previous few days have instructed her lesson too, poor girl! She suffers from a fault that remarkably clever individuals are terribly liable to--I mean self-righteousness. Riis. Exactly! You’re absolutely right! However I ought to decision it arrogance! Mrs. Christensen. I mustn't prefer to say that--but presumption, perhaps. Mrs. Riis. Why does one say that, Mrs. Christensen? Mrs. Christensen. Attributable to varied conversations I even have had along with her. I used to be speaking to her once a few man's being his wife's master. In recently it's an honest issue to impress that on young ladies. Christensen. Yes, indeed! Mrs. Christensen. And once I reminded her of bound words of St. Paul's, she said: "Yes, it's behind those bars that we ladies are still shut up." Then I knew that something would happen. Pride goes before a fall, you know. Christensen. Oh, come, come! That will not do at all! Your chain of reasoning is not sound!

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